I found this here, but it originally came from here.
It is insanely amusing. It’s a chat log between two people. Just… read it. You can’t argue with logic! (I’ve cleaned up the formatting a bit to make it more readable to people not familiar with chat logs.)
whoa i just had a strang conversation and now im lost i was talking to ashley when i got this these posts (real sorry about the length)
The Necrowizard: HAIL THE NECROWIZARD, CRUSHER OF CHRIST!
shslions50: what is that supposed to mean
The Necrowizard: IT IS A COMMAND, HAIL THE NECROWIZARD IN ALL HIS GLORY
shslions50: no im ok
The Necrowizard: CHRIST IS WEAK AND EASILY CRUSHED.
shslions50: really and you met him
The Necrowizard: NO, BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY DESTROYED BY THE JEWISH PEOPLE
shslions50: and about 72 hours later he came back good as new
The Necrowizard: OH, WAS THAT WRITTEN IN YOUR SILLY BOOK?
shslions50: hey i didnt call you names that hurts me that you would call my religion silly
The Necrowizard: BECAUSE IT IS A RELIGION OF SUFFERING, WEAKNESS, YET WAR AND PESTILENCE.
The Necrowizard: AND OF COURSE PETTY INSULTS.
The Necrowizard:
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.
-Malachi 2:3
shslions50: nice
The Necrowizard:
Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that hath not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
-Numbers 31:17-18
The Necrowizard: MURDER, MASSACRES, WOMEN AS OBJECTS.
The Necrowizard: SATAN WOULD BE PROUD.
shslions50: hahahahahhahahahaahahaahhaha you gotta be the funnyest guy ive ever met
The Necrowizard: WHY STOP THERE OF COURSE CHRISTIANITY IS A RELIGION OF PEACE
The Necrowizard:
Happy shall he be, that hath taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
-Pslams 137:9
shslions50: your obviously well read
shslions50: i aplaude you
The Necrowizard: I HOPE YOU HAD NO UNFORTUNATE GOAT ACCIDENTS.
The Necrowizard:
He that is wounded in the stones (testicles), or hath his privy member (penis) cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
-Deuteronomy 23:1
The Necrowizard: MAYBE THIS IS A CATHOLIC THING I DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER.
The Necrowizard: IT MUST BE BECAUSE
The Necrowizard:
It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
– I Corinthians 7:1
shslions50: does it make you feel stronger to post in caps?
The Necrowizard: SOMETIMES YES
The Necrowizard: PRETEND IT IS A BOOMING VOICE
shslions50: nah i jsut see a neglected little person trying to get back at any scapegoat he can find
The Necrowizard: Argue with the Bible I dare you.
The Necrowizard:
I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.
-Genesis 32:30
No man hath seen God at any time.
-John 1:18
And I (God) will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts; but my face shall not be seen.
-Exodus 33:23
shslions50: tell me why is your name necrowizard??
The Necrowizard: BECAUSE I AM THE NECROWIZARD CRUSHER OF THE CHRIST.
The Necrowizard:
The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father.
-Ezekiel 18:20
…I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation…
-Exodus 20:5
shslions50: oh but wait you said it was the jews that crushed christ
The Necrowizard: MAYBE I AM A JEW WHAT ARE YOU ANTI-SEMETIC?
shslions50: but wait it only says that in my silly book so maybe thats not true either
The Necrowizard:
…God cannot be tempted wth evil, neither tempteth he any man.
-James 1:13
And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham.
-Genesis 22:1
The Necrowizard: I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER RELIGIOUS HYPOCRISY
The Necrowizard: WAIT, WHATS THAT? OH YES
The Necrowizard:
…for I am merciful, saith the Lord, and I will not keep anger forever.
-Jeremiah 3:12
Ye have kindled a fire in mine (God’s) anger, which shall burn forever.
-Jeremiah 17:4
shslions50: you say my book is silly but then you cite it that doesnt make much sense now does it
The Necrowizard: IT IS PROOF OF SILLINESS.
The Necrowizard:
I am one that bear witness of myself…
-John 8:18 (J.C. speaking)
IF I bear witness os myself, my witness is not true.
-John 5:31 (J.C. speaking)
The Necrowizard: THIS EXPLAINS A LOT.
The Necrowizard:
Think not that I (J.C.) am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
-Matthew 10:34
…and they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.
-Matthew 26:52
The Necrowizard:
I and my father are one.
-John 10:30 (J.C. speaking)
I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.
-John 14:28 (J.C. speaking)
The Necrowizard: PREPARED TO DISREGARD YOUR SILLY CULT?
shslions50: nope
shslions50: tell me why is my silly cult the largest religion in the world
The Necrowizard: WAR, DESTRUCTION, THREATS OF DEATH.
The Necrowizard: SPREAD BY IMPERIALISM.
shslions50: well you know the diffrence between you and me
The Necrowizard: Do tell.
shslions50: you show up insult me then attempt destroy a 2000 year old religion. its sad really
The Necrowizard: The Egyptian religion was over 3000 years old.
The Necrowizard: Age means little.
shslions50: nothing you say will ever change my mind and nothing i say will change your
shslions50: so this whole thing is pointless
shslions50: your waisting your time
The Necrowizard: Yes while I have logic and reason on my side, I can even show how fallable your book is.
shslions50: but im a stubborn fool so it wont phase
The Necrowizard: I must go.
shslions50: yes run
shslions50: flee
shslions50: but if you dont get help from god you will spend the rest of your life looking for something that will dissapear right before you get it
The Necrowizard: if only i could look in a book that proves itself wrong several times.
The Necrowizard: goodbye silly christian
shslions50: its symbolism
shslions50: to understand you must ask for wisdom from god
The Necrowizard: symbolism yes, old christian excuse when a particular part is shown for the feces it is.
The Necrowizard is away at 6:57:22 PM.
shslions50: and all you have shown me today is that i need to ask god for that wisdom
