Top 5 Reasons why I hate the Nissan X-Terra
Top 5 reasons why I hate the Nissan X-Terra:
- It’s ugly.
- If you can find me someone who actually USES that silly roof-rack, then I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
- Poser-SUV: not actually off-road worthy (no matter what the Ads tell you)
- The name: X-Terra. What exactly is that supposed to mean? X = not, terra = Earth, so it’s “not Earth?” How about “not worthy of driving on Earth” as in “do not drive off of pavement?” Or what about X = shorhand for “christ”. Is this a blessed car? Jesus’s Earth?? Who knows what they were thinking when they named it. (They were probably high.)
- Matt Straight drives one.
Yep, I’m loosing my mind.
-Keithius
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Your either someone who can’t afford one, someone who WISHES they had one, or some LOSER who’s girl left them for a guy who owns an X-Terra. Which is it? The Explorer is 1000 times fuglier. Only lames and bitches drive those WANNABE poser domestic shitboxes. Can you say Firestone recall killers. Yeah, your a DUMBASS!!
Nuff Said.
THis vehicle is amazing. I have had nothing but good experiences all around. Whoever you are, you need to try less bitching and more driving j.d. power and assoc’s SUV of the year. SHITHEAD!
I agree with the comment posted that says you either can’t afford it or your girl left you for a cooler dude with an X. Loser…
Jesus Christ people, 3 years later and I suddenly get some snarky comments? What, did you people just Google for “blog + xterra” and look for posts you could write nasty comments on? It’s obvious Mr. Haterator there doesn’t even read this blog – or else he’d know I hate the Explorer with just as much passion. (Actually, with more passion – especially these days.) Never mind that I also don’t drive a “domestic shitbox.” (Not that all domestics are shitboxes – I hold my old S-10 up as a shining example of an underpowered, but highly reliable and hard-working domestic that was anything but a shitbox.)
And just to clarify, in the past year or so I’ve had a growing respect for the X-Terra. Besides, Matt Straight (my former landlord) doesn’t drive one anymore, so I don’t have to hate it anymore.
Jeez, take a chill pill folks.