Watching Dad
Monday, May 5th, 2008It creeps dad out when I sit behind him in his office and just stare at him. He’ll turn around and say “Gus, what are you doing?”
If I really want to freak him out, I don’t say anything. But I always think of things I could say:
- “I’m plotting your inevitable demise.”
- “Setting you on fire… with my mind!”
- “Wondering why you haven’t fed me yet, and how to properly punish you for this transgression.”
-Gus



