As we all know, I lead a very busy life. Because of this, I need to take frequent breaks… which I take whenever I want to, wherever I happen to be at the time.
Like, say, right next to dad’s desk, while he’s hard at work:
“Don’t mind me, dad, I’m just taking a quick nap. You keep working though.”
-Gus
I miss my mummy.
Gus says she’ll be home soon. I’ll be glad. (But mum – you’re never putting silly costumes on me again. EVER. At least, not if you want your shoes to remain unharmed… understand?)
-Betsy
Once again, mum and dad made us play “dress up” for their Christmas cards this year.
And once again… we strongly disapprove.
-Gus
After those first joyful Christmases, filled with treats, phone books, and wrapping paper to chew and shred, mum and dad somehow got it into their heads that they should send out Christmas cards… with pictures of us on the front.
Suffice to say, we do not approve of this.
-Gus
Well, it’s starting to get on towards that time of year. So I thought I’d go back and remember some bunny Christmases from years past.
I can still remember my first Christmas – I got lots of good presents back then.
Of course, I got to be the first one to sniff the presents (and chin them, so that they were all MINE!).
Oh yeah, and Betsy was there too – so it was the first Christmas for us both!
As you can expect, there were treats galore.
Though I had mastered the art of disapproval even then. Plus, I’d rather have what dad has… that looks like fun to chew on! (He never gave it to me to chew on.)
But the wrapping paper was kind of a present in itself, so it was OK.
Did I mention there were treats?
Yeah, that was a good Christmas.
-Gus
This warm weather just makes me sleepy.
Or maybe it’s the cool, air-conditioned inside of the house that makes me sleepy?
Or maybe it’s just my extraordinarily busy lifestyle?
Anyway, it’s nap-time.
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………..
-Betsy
Dad says I’m a lazy bun – that all I do is lay around the house and sleep.
I don’t know what he’s talking about!
Ummm…
Well…
Errr…
That is to say…
I mean…
Well…
Look…
I can explain…
That’s not fair…
Those were extenuating circumstances!
Ok Dad, I think we get the point…
Aww, c’mon!
Geez…
Seriously?
OK, ok, ok…
Yeah, yeah…
Whatever.
OK, so maybe I do sleep a bit… but it’s only natural. After all, I lead a very busy life! I need to rest often!
Right?
-Gus
I’ve been so busy lately, chewing things, playing with Gus, trying to sneak into the bedroom… sometimes I just need to lay down and have a nap.
Too bad that whenever I try to relax, I hear that little “beep-beep” of dad and his stupid camera!
Harumph!
-Betsy
Dad says I don’t seem to have very good table manners.
I don’t know what he’s talking about. Besides, table manners don’t apply when you’re not at a table, obviously.
-Gus
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