I don’t care how cute I look – NO TOUCHING.
On the other hand, if you were to, say, put out a few treats for me, I might relax that rule… for just a little while, though.
Just sayin’.
-Betsy
Don’t Touch Me
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No More Treats?
What do you mean, “no more treats?”
You’d better be joking, dad… for your sake.
-Betsy
Nothing To See Here
There is absolutely nothing to see here, and the bunny in this picture is not at all up to anything bad, nor is she thinking about chewing the carpet, the legs of your chairs, or anything else.
Also we have obscured the identity of this bunny so you have no idea who it is.
NO IDEA.
NOPE.
NONE.
Any resemblance to any other bunny in this household is purely coincidental.
-Betsy
Ms. Bunny Manners
After eating a big meal (and scattering bits of it around the floor of course) it’s important to rest and relax, to allow time for digestion. This lets your host know that you found the meal… acceptable.
Needless to say, Gus and I are experts at this.
-Betsy
Eating Bunny-Style
Sometimes I like to enjoy my dinner bunny-style.
And by “bunny-style” I mean “pulling it out of the food bowl and onto the floor.”
Dad doesn’t always appreciate this; but who cares what he thinks? (Not me!)
-Betsy
Bunny Tunnel
Hey, you!
Don’t even think about coming in here.
This tunnel is for bunnies only.
-Betsy
Because it was there
What can I say?
Sometimes I like to climb on top of things.
-Betsy
Don’t Even Think About It
What’s that, dad? You say someone suggested we replace our box in your office, the one by the bunnycam?
Don’t. Even. Think. About. It.
-Betsy
Renovations: Our Bunny Barrier
Lately I’ve been unhappy with the placement of our box. (Well, I’ve been unhappy about a lot of things – like being brushed, having my nails clipped, being picked up, breakfast being late, dinner not having enough parsley, insufficient treats, too much attempts at petting me, but… I won’t get into that.)
So, I finally decided to move it myself, since dad is useless in this regard.
As a bonus, our box now serves as a barrier to our area that only we can get through!
We also decorated it, to make sure dad understands the meaning and stops trying to move it back. Hopefully this time he gets the point.
-Betsy
OM NOM NOM
Gus wasn’t impressed with dinner the other night (I think he missed the carrots we usually get).
But I don’t mind – that just means more for me!
-Betsy