Big Lettuce

The other day dad came home with this HUGE head of lettuce. It was enormous – it was as big as I am!

the big lettuce

Just look at the size of that thing!

You’d think it was some sort of mutant lettuce thing, but dad only buys organic lettuce, so I guess it was just… really, really big!

buns investigate huge lettuce head

It is easily as big as I am.

Of course, Betsy and I could devour it in a single day if left to our own devices, as dad well knows.

gus wonders if this is for him

That’s why I asked dad, “is this for me?”

Of course, he said “no” and that he was just taking pictures for comparison since it was such a big head of lettuce.

gus closely examines the huge head of lettuce

But it’s OK – I chinned the lettuce to mark it as mine so dad wouldn’t forget.

What a big head of lettuce!

-Gus

Gus's Newer Portrait

4 Responses to “Big Lettuce”

  1. Cadbury Says:

    Wow, can I come over? It looks like there’s enough to share!

  2. Orlando Bun Says:

    Fi and I just polished one of those suckers off.

  3. Glenna Says:

    Whoa! You need to get your dad to make you a lettuce sandwich!

  4. Miss Eve Says:

    Chin, Gus, chin… I chin even Dad’s fingers, everything is ours!
    - Miss Eve

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